#Remote Adventures

[rypulmedia]

Backcountry Adventure: My Ultimate Wilderness Guide

Did you know that nearly 60% of the land in the Western United States is open for public use? This invites outdoor lovers to explore vast wilderness areas. These adventures take you through untamed landscapes without modern comforts like cell phones or cars. This guide will teach you the key skills for wilderness exploration. You’ll learn how to plan, pack, and navigate safely. This way, you can…

[suppenzeit]

Picture that. In your dreams.

[gothamite-rambler]

Nightwing (prodding his father's arm with his shoe): Batman? Batman? Hey, Batman?!

Batman (lying on the dirt ground in pain): What?!

Nightwing: You're clearly too… um, sore to drive. I'm going to take you home.

Batman (weakly raising his arm): You… can't drive the Batmobile! You're not equipped.

Nightwing: I’ve driven it before, you had me drive it when I was fourteen. Then I would take it for a joyride around Gotham when I was a teenager.

Batman: You what—? Oh, I felt a pop in my spine.

Nightwing (shrugging with a smile): I did a lot of things as a pre-teen and then when I got my license I really enjoyed taking the car for a spin. Did you know about the time I tried mushrooms with Roy?

Batman: What?

Nightwing: It was a crazy night. I’m definitely glad I tried shrooms once—never again. In the mix, I tried heroin; I can’t remember how—probably snorted it. Just know it didn’t go well. Thankfully, right?

Batman (surprised): You tried heroin? I knew it was odd that you could taste it.

Nightwing laughed, nodding.

Nightwing: Never did that again. It did give me a better reason to want to help Roy. It took time to help him, you know that whole song and dance.

Batman (exhaling as he spoke): No.

Nightwing: Whatever you say Dark Knight who took a drug called venom to become OP. As for me, I ended up in the hospital. The doctor was nice that night. Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Oh, and remember the time I snuck Kori into the pool house? When we first started dating, and then again when we got back together? The second time? Way better. Fun times!

Batman (staring at the sky, wondering if this was a nightmare): This can't be real. I must be hallucinating.

Nightwing: It’s very real. Don’t worry, this last confession isn’t that bad. Sometimes I would use the Batmobile to take Jason out for ice cream. People think we hated each other when he was a kid. It wasn’t like that; I was just going through a phase. But the ice cream always made things better. He was just a little kid back then!

Batman: He was fourteen! Why are you telling me all of this?

Nightwing helped prop up his father on his back and began to walk him to the Batmobile.

Nightwing: Because you’re too sore to stand up and scold me. I'm not afraid of you anymore either. Like, I was a teenager; I did teenager stuff.

Batman: Trying magic mushrooms and heroin isn't "teen stuff"!

Nightwing: Alfred told me you smoked weed while traveling to Germany at seventeen.

Batman sighed, clearly annoyed.

Batman: The keys are in one of my pocket. If you can just get me into the passenger seat, I’ll pull them out myself.

Nightwing: Awesome! Ice cream is on me.

Batman (begrudgingly): I want rocky road.

Nightwing: I knew you'd say that.

[mochasucculent]

Gilf on gilf psychological warfare

[a2zillustration]

A fun puzzle bonding activity!

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[r0semultiverse]

Hey, what's going on with Betty/GOLB?

Hey, what are you doing Simon??

Hey WHAT???

HELLO?!?!?

WHAT IS THAT?!? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!??

[potatobugz]

here are a bunch of doodles i did during the process of writing tptbu chapter 2 <|:)

[immenseheadaches]

Posted this to twitter and nobody cared so I'm putting it here where I know the sonic fandom lives and hopefully someone will like it, it's my first Sonic fanart too so I'm kinda nervous lol ANYWHO Happy late Valentines, these to have been living in my head since I played SA2

[aigle-suisse]

Volcanic Chasm (Iceland) par Ondablv Via Flickr : This dramatic volcanic chasm, carved by time and nature, showcases the raw power of Iceland’s geology. The jagged basalt walls plunge deep into the earth, forming a striking contrast against the surrounding green and rocky landscape. In the distance, a towering mountain stands against the clear blue sky, adding depth to this breathtaking scene. Iceland’s rugged terrain is shaped by volcanic activity, and formations like this serve as a reminder of the island’s ever-changing nature. The play of light and shadows enhances the textures of the rocks, creating a visually captivating landscape. Traduzione in italiano: Questo drammatico crepaccio vulcanico, scolpito dal tempo e dalla natura, mostra la potenza grezza della geologia islandese. Le pareti di basalto frastagliato precipitano in profondità nella terra, creando un forte contrasto con il paesaggio circostante, fatto di rocce e vegetazione. In lontananza, una montagna svetta contro il cielo azzurro, aggiungendo profondità a questa scena mozzafiato. Il paesaggio aspro dell’Islanda è plasmato dall’attività vulcanica, e formazioni come questa ricordano la natura in continua evoluzione dell’isola. Il gioco di luci e ombre esalta le texture delle rocce, creando un paesaggio visivamente affascinante.

[killersanz]

no context prohibitedwish doodle

[infrakrasnyy]

Ala-Too

[gen-is-gone]

"He's got you to sit up and beg like a well-trained dog"

🤝

"Conpassion, I've never thought of you as a woman"

nuwho companions are too nice to each other

[seekingskywhales]

Bonk bonk give me your stuff

[connorphilpphotography]

Imagine living here!

[sluckythewizard]

[PUT INTO PLACE, TIED DOWN AND ARRANGED, AND IS NEVER THE SAME, AGAIN.]<-listen to my favorite songs. VAMPIRES ARE WONDERFUL ARENT THEY. THE FLESH IS SO MUCH MORE DURABLE. SO MUCH STRETCHIER THAN HUMANS. THE STRESS DOESNT KILL A VAMPIRE THE SAME WAY IT DOES A HUMAN. YOU CAN TAKE THEM APART THREAD BY THREAD AND LEAVE THEM WIDE AWAKE WITHOUT WORRY OF THE BRAINMATTER SPOILING UNDER VINEGARY AGONY.

[luna-the-cretar]

Sarnax wanting to get a toy dinosaur and a toy dragon for the children (although his idea of letting the dragon breathe fire is a little…out of touch…). Also, obsessed with the way he pronounced dinosaur.

I mean, Sarnax clearly doesn’t understand the kind of thing children like, other than what the children have already expressed interest in (which, evidently, are just reptiles. Huh, no wonder Sarnax is a hit with the kids), but he’s trying. He’s trying and I love that for him. He’s just so. So. HE 💜💜💜💜💜